"Balls. We want the finest wines available to humanity..."

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"Don't threaten me with a dead fish"

- Withnail (33k, wav)

"How dare you!"

- Withnail (14k, wav)

"The entire sink's gone rotten"

- Withnail (15k, wav)

"Don't attempt anything without the gloves"

- Withnail (16k, wav)

"...I'm a trained actor, reduced to the status of a bum"

- Withnail (77k, wav)

"Why has my head gone numb?"

- Withnail (23k, wav)

"I demand to have some booze!"

- Withnail (24k, wav)

Hysterical laughter

- Withnail (39k, wav)

"...throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness"

- Withnail (109k, wav)

"I'm making time"

- Withnail (11k, wav)

"Very, very foolish words, man"

- Danny (36k, wav)

"If you're hanging onto a rising balloon..."

- Danny (148k, wav)

"...about a firm, young, carrot..."

- Monty (91k, wav)

"As a youth, I used to weep in butcher shops"

- Monty (32k, wav)

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