Yoda
"Help you I can, yes, mmmm"
- Yoda (60k, wav)
"When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not"
- Yoda (89k, wav)
"Stay and help you I will!"
- Yoda (18k, wav)
"How you get so big eating food of this kind?!"
- Yoda (30k, wav)
"Judge me by my size do you?!"
- Yoda (28k, wav)
"No. Try not. Do or do not - there is no try."
- Yoda (76k, wav)
"Wars not make one great!"
- Yoda (26k, wav)
"Looking? Found someone you have I would say!"
- Yoda (50k, wav)
"Strong am I in the force..."
- Yoda (23k, wav)
"Patience!"
- Yoda (7k, wav)
"There...is...another...Skywalker!"
- Yoda (138k, wav)
"...You will be, you will be"
- Yoda (60k, wav)
"...A Jedi craves not these things"
- Yoda (60k, wav)
"Mine! Or I will help you not"
- Yoda (21k, wav)
"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is"
- Yoda (31k, wav)
"Heh heh heh heheh!"
- Yoda's laugh (14k, wav)
"Mine!"
- Yoda (7k, wav)
"Anger, fear, opression, the Darkside are they"
- Yoda (62k, wav)
"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force"
- Yoda (59k, wav)
"Your father he is"
- Yoda (14k, wav)
"Twilight is upon me..."
- Yoda (57k, wav)
"That boy is our last hope..."
- Yoda & Obi Wan (49k, wav)
"If you choose the quick and easy path..."
- Yoda (68k, wav)
"...remember your failure at the cave"
- Yoda (41k, wav)
"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from...mmm, donuts!"
- Yoda/Homer (58k, wav)
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Han Solo
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid"
- Han Solo (82k, wav) new!
"Han Solo. I'm the captain of the Millenium Falcon"
- Han Solo (35k, wav)
"Where did you dig up that old fossil?"
- Han Solo (68k, wav)
"You're all clear kid..."
- Han Solo (64k, wav)
"Great shot kid..."
- Han Solo (51k, wav)
"...boring conversation anyway"
- Han Solo (60k, wav)
"I thought they smelt bad on the outside"
- Han Solo (40k, wav)
"...Then I'll see you in hell!"
- Han Solo (40k, wav)
"I don't care what you smell..."
- Han Solo (33k, wav)
"Threepio, you tell that slimy piece..."
- Han Solo (108k, wav)
"I don't know, fly casual"
- Han Solo (28k, wav)
"Hey, it's me"
- Han Solo (20k, wav)
"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run..."
- Han Solo (31k, wav)
"... you might find yourself floating home"
- Han Solo (22k, wav)
"Jabba, you're a wonderful human being"
- Han Solo (SE) (27k, wav)
"...everybody gets delusions of grandeur"
- Han Solo (64k, wav)
"Chewie, get us outa here!"
- Han Solo (14k, wav)
"This may smell bad, kid..."
- Han Solo (96k, wav)
"Hurry up Goldenrod, you're gonna be a permanent resident"
- Han Solo (32k, wav)
"Lando Calrissian. He's a card player..."
- Han Solo (60k, wav)
"Well your worship..."
- Han Solo (36k, wav)
"I think we're in trouble"
- Han Solo (12k, wav)
"Good morning, nice of you guys to drop by"
- Han Solo (35k, wav)
"There isn't enough life on this icecube..."
- Han Solo (33k, wav)
"...Turn it off!"
- Han and Chewie (94k, wav)
"...I thought you were blind..."
- Han and Lando (103k, wav)
"...Would you get going, you pirate"
- Han and Lando (50k, wav)
"Well, why don't you use your divine influence..."
- Han and Three-Pio (84k, wav)
"Wonderful, we are now a part of the tribe..."
- Han and Three-Pio (66k, wav)
"General Calrissian has volunteered..."
- Han and Admiral Ackbar (83k, wav)
"I'm endangering the mission..."
- Han and Luke (72k, wav)
"I used to live here..."
- Han and Luke (46k, wav)
"I've taken care of everything..."
- Han and Luke (38k, wav)
"...Great kid, don't get cocky"
- Han and Luke (29k, wav)
"How we doing?..."
- Han and Luke (35k, wav)
"...I know"
- Han Solo and Leia (28k, wav)
"...I know"
- Leia and Han (30k, wav)
"Why you stuck up, half-witted..."
- Han Solo and Leia (95k, wav)
"I take orders from just one person..."
- Han Solo and Leia (95k, wav)
"Who are you..."
- Han and Leia (80k, wav)
"...being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited"
- Han and Leia (80k, wav)
"...You could use a good kiss!"
- Han and Leia (68k, wav)
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?..."
- Han and Leia (34k, wav)
"And then we just float away..."
- Han and Leia (32k, wav)
"...My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of?"
- Han and Leia (45k, wav)
"There aren't enough scoundrels in your life..."
- Han and Leia (42k, wav)
"...They'd be crazy to follow us wouldn't they?"
- Han and Leia (44k, wav)
"Are you crazy?..."
- Han and Leia (40k, wav)
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Vader
"If you only knew the power of the darkside"
- Vader (82k, wav)
"I am your father"
- Vader (21k, wav)
"Apology accepted Captain Needah"
- Vader (33k, wav)
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror..."
- Vader (46k, wav)
"The circle is now complete..."
- Vader (143k, wav)
"Your feelings for them are strong..."
- Vader (90k, wav)
"The Emperor does not share..."
- Vader (90k, wav)
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them"
- Vader (36k, wav)
"We would be honoured if you would join us"
- Vader (30k, wav)
"...Tear this ship apart until you find those plans..."
- Vader (61k, wav)
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
- Vader (25k, wav)
"...What have you done with those plans?"
- Vader (55k, wav)
"As you wish"
- Vader (17k, wav)
"...a presence I've not felt since"
- Vader (51k, wav)
"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor..."
- Vader (51k, wav)
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true"
- Vader (36k, wav)
"Only your hatred can destroy me"
- Vader (29k, wav)
"The Force is with you, young Skywalker"
- Vader (28k, wav)
"He is as clumsy as he is stupid"
- Vader (23k, wav)
"He's all yours, bounty hunter"
- Vader (26k, wav)
"You have failed me for the last time, Admiral"
- Vader (36k, wav)
"I want that ship, not excuses"
- Vader (32k, wav)
"Your powers are weak old man"
- Vader (21k, wav)
"He will join us or die, master"
- Vader (35k, wav)
"No disintegrations..."
- Vader and Boba Fett (40k, wav)
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Emperor Palpatine
"Now, young Skywalker, you will die"
- Emperor Palpatine (65k, wav)
"...strike me down with all of your hatred..."
- Emperor Palpatine (93k, wav)
"I have forseen it"
- Emperor Palpatine (19k, wav)
"Your hate has made you powerful"
- Emperor Palpatine (24k, wav)
"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield..."
- Emperor Palpatine (112k, wav)
"...can we turn him to the Darkside of the Force"
- Emperor Palpatine (59k, wav)
"Your feeble skills are no match for the Darkside..."
- Emperor Palpatine (54k, wav)
"You have paid the price for your lack of vision"
- Emperor Palpatine (35k, wav)
"Give in to your anger"
- Emperor Palpatine (25k, wav)
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Threepio
"Artoo says the chances of survival are 725 to 1"
- C-3PO (93k, wav) new!
"We're doomed"
- C-3PO (8k, wav)
"...you are to be the main course..."
- C-3PO (64k, wav)
"It's against my programming..."
- C-3PO (25k, wav)
"I have decided that we will stay here"
- C-3PO (24k, wav)
"I am C3-PO, human cyborg relations..."
- C-3PO (105k, wav)
"...I'll close down for a while"
- C-3PO (26k, wav)
"Help! I think I'm melting"
- C-3PO (13k, wav)
"Just open the door, you stupid lump"
- C-3PO (21k, wav)
"Oh dear, oh dear"
- C-3PO (16k, wav)
"Oh, switch off"
- C-3PO (10k, wav)
"Well of course I've looked better"
- C-3PO (13k, wav)
"What should Artoo and I do if we're discovered?..."
- C-3PO, Han and Luke (83k, wav)
"...It's so good to see you fully functional again..."
- C-3PO, Artoo and Luke (60k, wav)
"Goodness gracious me"
- C-3PO (21k, wav)
"Terribly sorry, I didn't mean to intrude..."
- C-3PO (45k, wav)
"...No, I don't like you either"
- C-3PO (67k, wav)
"Oh, nice to see a familiar face..."
- C-3PO (39k, wav)
"Curse my metal body..."
- C-3PO (34k, wav)
"I'm going to regret this"
- C-3PO (18k, wav)
"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher..."
- C-3PO (29k, wav)
"R2-D2, it is you, it is you!"
- C-3PO (34k, wav)
"Oh my, I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel"
- C-3PO (32k, wav)
"Hello sir. I am C-3PO..."
- C-3PO (70k, wav)
"...Let the Wookie win"
- C-3PO (34k, wav)
"I think it might be better if I stay behind..."
- C-3PO (34k, wav)
"...you know better than to trust a strange computer"
- C-3PO (29k, wav)
"Sir, I am fluent in over 6 million..."
- C-3PO (64k, wav)
"Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes..."
- C-3PO (61k, wav)
"He's quite clever you know, for a human being"
- C-3PO (52k, wav)
"...I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a power terminal"
- C-3PO (61k, wav)
"...after all, he's only a Wookie"
- C-3PO (40k, wav)
"...Exciting is hardly the word I would use"
- C-3PO and R2-D2 (34k, wav)
"...You watch your language"
- C-3PO and R2-D2 (34k, wav)
"Are you sure this thing is safe?..."
- C-3PO and R2-D2 (23k, wav)
"...Never tell me the odds"
- C-3PO and Han (66k, wav)
"The odds of surviving a direct assault..."
- C-3PO and Leia (37k, wav)
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Imperial Officers
"This station is now the ultimate power in the universe - I suggest we use it"
- Admiral Motti (51k, wav) new!
"You may fire when ready"
- Grand Moff Tarkin (14k, wav)
"I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station"
- Grand Moff Tarkin (63k, wav)
"Good. Our first catch of the day"
- The cheesiest line in the trilogy? (25k, wav)
"You rebel scum"
- ...or maybe not (17k, wav)
"Where are you taking this...thing?"
- Detention block officer (32k, wav)
"The Death Star is clear of the planet"
- Imperial officer (23k, wav)
"Bounty hunters. We don't need that scum"
- Admiral Piett (26k, wav)
"There's one. Set for stun"
- Stormtrooper (16k, wav)
"The Death Star plans are not in the main computer"
- Storm Trooper (29k, wav)
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