Austin Powers
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Austin Powers Personality Test
Dr Evil
"Why make trillions, when we could make billions!"
- Dr Evil (54k, wav)
"Throw me a frikin' bone here..."
- Dr Evil (60k, wav)
"...begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism"
- Dr Evil (43k, wav)
"I'm going to go back to the 60s and steal Austin Powers mojo"
- Dr Evil (46k, wav)
"I've been an frikin' evil doctor..."
- Dr Evil (57k, wav)
"I shall call him Mini-Me"
- Dr Evil (34k, wav)
"...an overly elaborate and exotic death"
- Dr Evil (60k, wav)
Evil laugh
- Dr Evil (27k, wav)
"Silence"
- Dr Evil (19k, wav) new!
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to travel through time, I bid you adieu..."
- Dr Evil (45k, wav)
"You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips"
- Dr Evil (7k, wav)
"I already have someone created in my image. He's evil and wants to take over the world..."
- Dr Evil (22k, wav)
"Alright, zip it... ..."
- Dr Evil & Scott Evil (98k, wav)
"Scott, Daddy's working - and when you're in the main chamber, try and use the big boy voice..."
- Dr Evil (23k, wav)
"Hello Scott, Daddy's back... How could you do this to me on national television..."
- Dr Evil & Scott Evil (7k, wav)
"You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a 'Death Star'..."
- Dr Evil & Scott Evil (44k, wav)
"You're quasi-evil, you're semi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the Diet Coke of evil..."
- Dr Evil (28k, wav)
"Every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers..."
- Dr Evil & Scott Evil (33k, wav)
"You wanna be Daddy, Number Two?... You gonna squirt some?..."
- Dr Evil & Number Two (50k, wav)
"Right"
- Dr Evil (5k, wav)
"All I asked for was a frikin rotating chair... I need an old priest and a young priest..."
- Dr Evil (78k, wav)
"www.shh.com.org"
- Dr Evil (17k, wav)
"Talk to the hand 'cos the face don't wanna hear it anymore"
- Dr Evil (8k, wav)
Just The Two Us
- Dr Evil & Mini-Me (289k, wav)
"Austin, I am your father. Really? No, not really, I can't back that up"
- Dr Evil & Austin Powers (42k, wav)
"...I will destroy Washington DC with this giant "laser" "
- Dr Evil (73k, wav)
"I'm gonna get you Austin Powers "
- Dr Evil (31k, wav)
"...one million dollars!"
- Dr Evil (110k, wav)
"I like to see girls of that calibre..."
- Dr Evil (151k, wav)
"Come, Mr Bigglesworth (Meow!)"
- Dr Evil & Mr Bigglesworth (24k, wav)
"He's a disgruntled Scottish guard, known for his lethal temper and his unusual eating habits..."
- Dr Evil (28k, wav)
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Other Bad Guys
"Veally?"
- Frau (32k, wav) new!
"I ate a baby. Oh aye, baby: the other other white meat..."
- Fat B****** (26k, wav)
"I'm rich and I'm dead sexy"
- Fat B****** (8k, wav)
"Dr Evil, while you were frozen we began a program to clone you..."
- Number Two (52k, wav)
"They're always after me lucky charms"
- (26k, wav)
"...an evil vet?..."
- Dr Evil and Scott Evil (107k, wav)
"This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is..."
- Number 2 (78k, wav) fixed!
"...I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned"
- Mustapha (62k, wav) fixed!
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Austin Powers
"You're going the right way for a smacked bottom..."
- Austin Powers & Madonna (152k, wav)
"Grr, baby. Very GRR!"
- Austin Powers (27k, wav)
"Very randy!"
- Austin Powers (15k, wav)
"...Sex? Yes please!"
- Austin Powers (57k, wav)
"Do I make you horny baby? Yeah, do I?"
- Austin Powers (32k, wav)
"Do I make you horny?"
- Austin Powers (19k, wav)
"Oh, behave!"
- Austin Powers (19k, wav)
"Oh, groovy baby, yeah"
- Austin Powers (44k, wav)
"...I never forget a pussy...cat"
- Austin Powers (54k, wav)
"Austin Powers, danger's my middle name"
- Austin Powers (41k, wav)
"I put the GRRR in swinger baby!"
- Austin Powers (43k, wav)
"If you've just joined us, today's topic is 'My Father Is Evil And Wants To Take Over The World'"
- Jerry Springer (17k, wav)
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